Here’s a joke you can borrow for when you’re necking jars and dropping bantbombs with the lads tonight:
Q: What do Gargamel and Dota 2 Ranked matchmaking have in common?
A: They both hate smurfs.
Steel yourself for some jolly vigorous high-fives from the lads there.
To crack down on Doters playing across multiple accounts, Valve will soon start requiring players register a phone number to play Ranked Dota 2 [official site]. Smurfs muck up the fun, you see, dropping into lower-level games with their higher-tier skillz. Ooo those smurfs make me sick! I must catch them! … [visit site to read more]game, games